if you’re a programmer then you know the pain of talking to your code but what if it talked back. Our hero a programmer stuck on a bug for hours frustrated he mutters why don’t you work and then like a scene from a sci-fi movie The Code replies I only do what you tell me not what you mean.
I only do what you tell me not what you mean
Yep you heard that right the code talked back horrified and slightly amused he realized he’d reached his Breaking Point the next day he traded in his keyboard for a tri and switch careers to gardening yep from bugs in the code to bugs in the soil.
yep from bugs in the code to bugs in the soil
Turns out plants are much better listeners so next time your code gives you attitude maybe consider a career where the toughest problem is a stubborn weed and remember code can be snarky but plants they just grow.