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Bokagiri part 8: मेरो ट्वाके साथीको कथा

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शर्षकः मेरो ट्वाके साथीको कथा
नेपालमा जाड भन्ने अहिले WINE भन्न थालेछन् अनि के हो सर आज त केहि अपडेट छैन् त बोकागीरीको भनि पेल्नु भो अनि रिसले अाधा रातमा भए पनि लेख्न सुरु गरे। लेख्दै छु मेरा ट्वाके साथीहरुको प्रेम कथा।

यस्तो पनि हुदो रैछ, सगै जाडँ खाने means ट्वाके साथी, अब त Chat boy भएछन् नि। च्याट गरी नै केटी पट्टाउने सुरमा रैछन् नी। Skype ma mero twake sathi ko call aucha
Twake sathi: k cha Rupak सर
Ma: Sab thik cha ani buda k cha tapai ko
(huna ta ma vanda dherai thula ta hoinan tara pani samma ko rup ma buda vanchu ma)
Twake sathi: ma ta achel office ko project vanda pani Chat ma besta huncha Rupak sir
Ma: kasare
Twake sathi: Timro lagi bhauju milaudai chu
Ma: Ha ha buda sachi la badai cha la mero lagi pani khojidinu hai (mero bokagiri) ani bhauju kasto hunu huncha ta
Twake sathi: babu ley जुत्तामा हेर्दामा ठुलो हेर बुहारी हेर्दामा सानोमा हेर bhannu vako ley ali dalli heriyako chu
Ani mero uhi मिठो haso ha ha ha ani buda kasare bhetnu vota
च्याटबाट सर, उनीले च्याट सुरु गरिन अनि सोधिन् के छ नयाँ भनि अनि म पनि के कम, एउटा नयाँ फोन छ तर यसमा एउटा कुरा मिसिङ्ग छ भनि, अनि उनले सोधिन् के कुरा भनि अनि मैले तिम्रो नम्बर भनि अनि त केटी हासी, अनि रुपक सरलाई थाहा होला केटी हासी तो फसी अनि रुपक सर धेरै दिन सम्म कुरा भो मतलब च्याट भो अनि एक दिन च्याटमा यस्तै उस्तै कुरा हुदै थियो अनि के भो थाहा छ।
मः मलाई कसरी थाहा हुनु नि दाइ
ट्वाके साथीः मोरीले, तँ को भनि अनि त म छक्क अनि त म उसको boy friend तँ को भन्यो अनि बल्क नै गरिदियो नि यसरी नै नेपालमा भुइचालोले आएर जसरी तहस नहस पार्यो तेसरी नै मेरो कहानि सकियो नि रुपक सर।
जय मेरा साथीहरु यसो पेलान परे माफी पाम यसमा तीन जानााको काहानी मिस्रित छ अनेथा नलिनु होला मनोरनजनको रुपमा लिनु होला
जय सपतान्न

Bokagiri part 7: Bokagiri Overloaded again

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Rupak Nepali
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मेरो बोकागिरीको कथा, नेपालले किनेको चाइनिज जाहाज जस्तै भो, जाहाज ग्राउनडेड गर्ने कि उडाउने भा जस्तै मेरो बोकागिरीलाई पनि अगाडी लाने कि नलाने भन्ने कुरामा दुबिदा उत्पन्न भाको अवश्था, बिषय नै गलत भाको जस्तो लाग्यो ।।।

तर केहि छैन् जय बोकागिरी भन्दै meetup.com मा event haru khojna thalee.
Volleyball khelney thau bhatee Monday, Wednesday ra Saturday khelda raichan, ma basne thau vanda 25 min tada. Volleyball khelney ta neu matra thiyoo last ma teai ta ho ne bokagiri ko soch.
Monday को काम सकि लागे Volleyball खेल्न, धन्न खेर गएन मेरो मिहिनेत दुई जान प्वाँट टिममा सक्किगो नि।।

बच्चै देखिको lifter लिए मेरो पोजिसन र आफ्नो प्रतिभा प्रस्फुटन गर्न थाले।। Lift गर्यो अनि मोरी उफ्रिउफ्रि सट हान्थी मेरो पापी आखाँ कता कता पुग्थ्यो कता कता उफ।। अज सट हानेसी हात जुदाइ आंक्माल नै गरेसी सक्कि गो नि उफ।। कुनै ठुलो कुरा त थिएन तर पनि किन हो किन अर्कै तरंग महसुस भाको स्थिति।। एउटा खेल सकियो अनि मैेले नि गफ चुट्न थाले। एउटै कुरा तिन पल्ट भन्नु परे पनि म पछि हटिन, लामो कुरा भो, अनि अर्को गेम अनि गफ, ,अनि अर्को गेम अनि गफ, अनि घर, घर फर्किदा देखि नै के के सोच आयो आयो नि, Tuesday samma ma euta मायालु पत्र नै लेख्ने सोचमा पुगे र लेखे पनि। अनि wednesday लागे खेल मैदान तिर, पहिलो खेल सकियो, गफ भो, दोस्रो खेल भो गफ भो, तेस्रोमा त दिने अठोट गरे, तेस्रो खेल सकियो, अनि गफ हुदै थियो, एक्कासी उमेर सोध्न पुगे, मोरीले नि जवाफ दि १८ भनि।। अनि अाफैलाई कता कता के नमिलेको नमिलेको जस्तो लाग्यो, मोरीको भख्खर लाउ लाउ खाउ खाउ उमेर रैछ तै पनि यो मेरो आखाँ बच्चै देखि कमजोर यसमा पनि धोखा खाको महसुस भो अनि मेरो मायालु पत्र काचाककुचुक पारिदे अनि उहि निरास मुद्रामा फर्के बास स्थिन तिर।।

Thursday sakiyo, Friday sakiyo, Saturday aiyoo abba yo tali bokagiri na garee afnu health ko lagi vaiyee ne खेल्ने सोचले लागे खेल मैदानमा, अाज मोरीलाइ कतै देखिन, मतलबको कुरा त थिएन तर पनि मन न हो कौतुहल समालन गारो अनि मन थाम्नै नसकि मोरीको साथिलाई सोधे।। Where is Elsa Today? भनि।
उत्तर: She eloped with 29 years old guy . Do you believe that ? rey
थक थक मानि, अनि मैले काचाककुचुक पारि फालेको मायालु पत्र खोज्न थाले। अरु कुनै दिन काम लाग्ला भनि 🙂 अनि “Mere sapnon ki rani kab aayegi tu Aayi rut mastaani kab aayegi tu” कसैले नसुने पनि आफै गुनगुनाउदै घर फर्के ।।।

Bokagiri Overloaded again.

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Bokagiri part 6:धन्न मेरो भाग्य भलिबल कोर्ट र मोरी बसेको ठाउँ नजिकै थियो

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Rupak Nepali
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पछिल्लो प्रफुल्ल सप्ताहन्तको बाकीँ भागः-

धन्न मेरो भाग्य भलिबल कोर्ट र मोरी बसेको ठाउँ नजिकै थियो। यसो जिउ तानतुन पारे अनि मिलाइ मिलाइ बललाइ केटी बसेको ठाउँ तिर हान्न थाले। अनि बल टिप्ने निउमा केटीसगँ बोले।

Do you know what I learned from ‘Crashed’?. केटी मिर्गमधुर भाषामा बोली “Hey, Have you already read this book? “Yes. I summarized it as life has highs, life has lows, it has healing and angst. Every single moment prepares you for that one instance that defines your life. So think of Present, improve your future learning good things from past and keep on smiling what you got till date which will keep you happy” भनि दे मोरी मख्ख “You look very optimistic” भनि। अनि म नि के कम “In some part Yes . भन्दै By the way my name is Rupak भनि handshake गर्न हात बढाए”
मोरीले नि हात दिदै “Me Elsa” भनि। हात छुदाँ लाग्यो उसको र मेरो पुरानो सम्बन्ध छ यो जुनिको मात्र होइन पुर्खौँ पर्खा देखिको समबन्ध छ। अरु प्रश्न गरे उनको सम्क्षिपत उत्तरहरुः
मोरी रैछे Iowa कि अनि याहाँ University of Phoenix मा Master of Mental Counselling पढ्दै रे अनि म पनि Iowa बाट आको हो भन्दा झन् मनमा गाडा पन पुग्यो जस्तो छ। अनि लामो कुरा भो। कुरा सकियो मोरी “ See you Soon” भन्दै घर तिर लागि अनि म पनि मेरो घर तिर।

मोरीलाई भेटेको कुरा गरेको अनि मेरो चालामाला मेरो अर्को बोका रुममेटले हेरिराको रैछ त्यसले पनि मुख खोल्योः “Do you really like her?” “Yes” भने। “”Do you want to marry her” भन्यो “NO” भने “Then why are you so lovable and nice to her” भन्यो।
अनि म उतिर फर्केर आँखाभरि आँशु पारेर भने- तीन वर्ष अगाडि पापीहरुले बलात्कार गरेर मारेकी मेरी दिदी पनि हेर्दा तेस्तै थिर्इ।।।

यो status पढी अजै मलाई बोकागिरि नै गर्दैछ भन्ने की, आफ्नो सोच बदलिने र अर्कौ कोणबाट पनि हेर्नुपर्ने रैछ भनि आफ्नो बानि बदल्ने, नेपालमा सधैं जस्तो सुन्न आइरहेको बलात्कार, रेप, हत्या के हाम्रो बोकागिरीले पनि साथ दिएको छ कि, त्यता तिर पनि सोच्ने र आफ्नो बानि सुधार गर्ने की, र दाजु भाई तथा दिदि बहिनी बिचको माया र भावना को सम्बन्ध को कोणबाट हेर्ने बानी पनि बनाउने की।

Happy Weekend, Jay Bokagiri 😀 😀 😀 😀

Bokagiri 6: My book name is Bokagiri short and long term plan

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Rupak Nepali
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मेरो किताबको नाम पनि जुर्यो “बोकागिरी” नाम अनुसारको काम त गर्नु पर्यो नि नत्र मेरा प्यारा साथीहरुले माया मार्लान।

———–बोकागिरी———-

Short term plan ले केही पारा लागेन अब पुरै long term full-proof plan जसले गर्दा socially, emotionally, financially able hum र बाबुको लागि बुहारी पनि खोज्म 🙂

Plan ko overall idea yesto cha euta khairee sathi banauney 😀

खैरे खोजे, खैरे पनि भेटी हाले, भाग्गे त ठुलो हो क्या, अरु तेरो कपाल झर्यो भन्छन् आफु भाग्गे ठुलो भो भन्ने सोच्छु अनि मुसुक्क मुस्कुराउछँ 😀 Positivity को सिमाना नै छैन् नि।।। Plan ko first phase, गए खैरे भेट्न:
खैरे- “You are brown person” rey.

मलाई मुखै फोडि त साला खैरे, म भन्दा तालु, मोटे भुडे भन्न मन लागेको थियो फेरी कन्ट्रोल गरि भने: “उसै त कालो हजुर छाता नओड्नाले, अब त कालो हजुर Arizona को गरमीले ले” अनि खैरे मख्ख “You are awesome man I want to move Today” भन्न थाल्यो नि 😀

खैरे आयो मैले खाना पकाए त्यही दिन कसरी हो कुन्नि अलि नमिठो भएछ अनि खैरेले मुख खोल्यो “I used to be Chef so if you don’t mind I will cook from Tomorrow” रे , सक्किगो नि, ढुंग्गा खोज्दा देउता मिलेको जस्तो, “Ok sir you are most welcome” भनि अनि फेरी आफ्नो तालुलाई सम्झे हा हा हा।

खैरे आको भोली पल्ट नै अर्को building मा प्वाटँ देखियो, window blind पुरै उचालि Tom and Jerry ma Tom ko jatro thulo thulo akha pari हेरे, मोरीको सुनदरता हजार जिव्रो भाको नागले पनि वयान गर्न सक्दैन होला मैले कसरी सक्नु। पुरै प्वाटँ नि ।। अहिले सम्झदा पनि खाको सब उतरिन्छ र उसैको यौवनको मातले म लठ्ठ हुन्छु।। स्याल पनि बैसमा घोर्ले हुन्छ भन्थे आफ्नो ताल त्यस्तै भाको थियो।। सलक परेको कपाल, कोमल ओठ, खैरो रंग, पुष्ट छाति, छिन्न लागेको कम्मर, फुट्न लागेको चाक ए ए सभ्भे हुम न, फुट्न लागेको हिप, आधि नग्न जिउ उफ मनमा के के तरंग आयो आयो नि।।।

अनि बार्दलिमा निस्के म, मोरी मेरै नजिक हुदै हातमा किताब लिदै “मुसुक मुस्कुराउदै- “Hi”” भनि गई। मैले हात उचाले अनि हासी मात्र राखेछु, पर पुगेसी मात्र “Hi” शब्द निक्लेछ नि।। First Impression nai kharab vo ne.
मोरी गइ हाम्रो साझा पार्कमा बसी, अनि किताब पढ्न थाली। अब त्यसको पछि नछोड्ने बिचार आयो नि। जटपट भित्र गए “Crashed” search गरे, मोरीले यो किताब बोकिकी थि, अनि review पढे, volleyball बोके र म : “‘तिमलाई भेट्न आउदै छु हाम्रो पार्कमा’” भन्ने गीत गुनगुनाउदै लागे पार्कमा ।।।।

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Bokagiri part 5: केहि गर्दा पनि केटी नपाको अवस्था

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Rupak Nepali
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केहि गर्दा पनि केटी नपाको अवस्था (कति झुट बोल्नु मेरो मोरीले फेरी गलि गर्नेछे।)

अब नयाँ सोच आयो डाईरेकट ससुराबालाई चिठी लेख्ने। केटीलाई सिधा लेख्नु हुन्थ्यो तर आफु पुरै नेपाली रिति थितिको पनि ख्याल राख्नु पर्यो नि होइन त!! त्यसैले सिधै ससुराबाहरुलाई अफिसियल चिठी…

विषयः तपाइको छोरी पाउँ भन्ने बारेमा।

आदरणीय ससुराबा,

माथि उल्लेख गरेको विषयमा मध्य नजर गर्दै तपाईलाई ढोग गरे, हुन त हाम्रो सस्क्रति अनुसार त ढोगको सुरुवात तपाईबाट हुनुपर्ने हो तर तपाइको छोरी पाइनहालेको अवश्थमा मैले नै ढोग गरे ल।।

कति राखछौ माइतिको कौसिमा हो माइतिको कौसिमा लाग्छ आखाँ तपाइको तरुनी छोरीमा, मैले के गरु, छोरी दिन्छौ की अर्को ससुरा खोजु।।

हर्नुस ससुराबा तपाईले छोरी मलाई दिनु भो भने सारै सुख्ख पाउछे। तपाइको छोरीले भात पकाउछे म भाडा माज्छु अनि नन-इस्टिकी भाडा पनि किन्नु पर्दैन भाडाहरु आफै नन-इस्टिकी हुदै जान्छ ।

अनि ससुराबा म सानो तिनो लक्ष्य लिने मान्छे चहि होइन है फेरी। मेरो सोच नै ठुलो उदेश्य लिनु एक चन्द्र छुनु भनि पढेकोले एउटा उदेश्य लिएको थिएः
Emma Watson- as my wife
Scarlett Johansson- as my hot secretary
Jennifer Lawrence- as my mistress
Ema Stone- as my friend with benefits

तर तिम्रो छोरी देखेसी त्यसै त्यसै मन पगलि आयो अनि लक्ष्य छोडि तिम्रो छोरी मागेको अवश्था।। Don’t worry if she is not of my type as being a programmer I know how to TypeCast. अज तपाईले सालीहरुको पनि चिन्ता गर्नु पर्दैन मेरा साथीहरु पुरै रेडि छन्।।

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रुपक

यत्रो चिठी लेखि धेरै ससुराबालाई पठाउदाँ पनि एउटा रिपलाइ आएन बा किन भनि यसो रिसर्च गरेको त मोराहरुले नेपाली नै बुझेनछन।
यसरी नै मेरो लभ लेटरको आईडा पनि खेर गाको अवश्था।।
सखिया हो म त परे रणभुलमा, सखिया हो म त परे रणभुलमा।।

प्रसन्न शुक्रबार

Bokagiri part 4: Father granted permission to marry

By
Rupak Nepali
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Father granted permission, friend started to say let’s search one girl friend for Rupak. So I got motivated and I started searching girl friend by going to public places and events, made account with different dating site. And, I found one, exchanged our thoughts, numbers and planned to meet the very day and I planned to make a better love story than Twilight. I don’t like to be late as place where she live is around 4h drive so I booked my hotel and packed my things and went to hotel, got fresh, have dinner and planned to go to bed early (thinking early to bed early to rise) but I started to listen wired sound in the next room from couple. I can’t sleep, tried to sleep but that noise make me crazy and cannot sleep. So I felt bored and got romantically activated and called my new girl friend. And the most embarrassing moment of life, do you believe, the phone rang in the next room 🙂

यसरी नै आज लागेको चन्द्र ग्रहण जसरी मेरो प्रेममा ग्रहण लाग्यो।। तेहि पिडामा थप ३ बोतल खादा स्टाटस लेख्न ढिला भो 🙂

Happy Weekend

Bokagiri part 3:शुक्रबारे साप्तपाहिक नै बनाउने सोच

By
Rupak Nepali
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शुक्रबारे साप्तपाहिक नै बनाउने सोच हा हा हा (मुस्कुराउन त कहिले छाड्छु र)।।

एक्लै जन्मेको थिए फेरी एक्लै भाको अवस्था ।।
एक्लै हुनुको पिडा अहिले बुझ्दै छु एउटा मासु पकाई खान पनि कति गारो। उहिले कि त आमाको कहिले अन्टी त कहिले भाउजुले त कहिले दाइले पकाको खसिको मासु, त कहिले भाइले पकाको मासु भात सुरुप सुरुप खाको, अनि लाग्थ्यो यो मासु भात पकाउनु कुन ठुलो कुरा हो र।। अहिले थाहा हुदैछ Dad ले त्यसै विवहा गर्नु भन्नु भएको होइन रैछ।

वुधवारे दिनमा मासु खाने प्लान दिमागमा आयो, हिडे वालमार्ट, मासु किने, प्याज किने, धनिया, तेल, लसुन, अदुवा, गोल्भेडा, हरियो रातो दुवै खोरसानी किने, सोचे वाह् आज मासु भात मन मनै दंग परे। रुम आए काट कुट पार्न सुरु गर्न लाको थिए अनि पो थाहा भो काट्ने सामान त केहि छैन अनि मुसुक मुस्काए फ्रिज खोले पिज्जा झिके ओभन गरे अन
“मलाई भात भनेनि यै, चिकेन भनेनि यै,
टनन पिज्जा खान्छु, पुटुक्क भुडि पर्छु”
भन्दै खाए।।

अनि भोलि पक्का मासु भात खाने अठोटका साथ उध्रेको सिरक तिर लागियो।। साथमा मन्द मन्द गित गुन्गुनाउदै।।
“उध्रेको सिरक छ है,
त्यै पनि ओढिन्छ!!
फाटेको तन्ना माथि
बङ्लङ्ग लडिन्छ!!
एस्तो मिठो न्यानो निद्रा
अन्त कहाँ पाइन्छ !”

भोलि भो अफिस गए काम गरे अनि फेरि मासुको लागि, लागि परे। काट कुट गर्ने सामान किने, सम्झे केहि त छुटेको छैनन् भनि। बेसार र जिरा याद आयो त्यो पनि किने। अब आज मासु खान कसले रोक्छ भनि रुम आए। परपरी बुटे सब थोक हाले। मन मनै सोचे सब कुक Ram दाइ, Pradip, Nabin, Ajay, Vinod dai, Pratik bhai सबलाई फल्प गरिदे जस्तो लाग्यो।

टक्क भात पस्के, मासु हाले। जय शम्भो भनि मुखमा क्वाप गासं के हालेको थिए। सब सपना चक्ना चुर। साला नुन खोइ त। ब्याकग्राउणमा यो गित याद आयो -“सपना भुलाइ सारा, अलिनो मासु खाउ”। अमेरिका भन्नु मात्र हो, मेरो गाउं भन्दा दुर्गम, मेरो गाउमा त चोक चोकमा पसल छ यहाँ १४-१५ मिनेट पर जानुपर्ने अनि के त, फेरि पिज्जा झिके अनि “मलाई भात भनेनि यै, चिकेन भनेनि यै, टनन पिज्जा खान्छु, पुटुक्क भुडि पर्छु” भन्दै खाए।।

आज शुक्रवार कसले रोक्ने कस्ले छेक्ने मलाइ मासु र दारु खान। साला यो शुक्रवारमा नि केहि छ क्या।।

Dad ले पढे भनि फेरि फोन आउन सक्छ। छोरा खालि दारुमात्र भन्छस् त, अनि “साला” पनि भन्न सकिछस् भन्दै। (एति लेखेसि बुढाले फोन त नगर्लानि)

जय शुक्रवार ।।

Bokagiri part 1 : Bau Choro Bigriyoo, choro samala

By
Rupak Nepali
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First Week Status Update:

la bau choro bigriyoo, mutton chicken buff huda huda pork ailee ta sima nai nagee beef. “Sakki go ne”
Huda huda beer pani sath ma
la bau choro bigriyoo time mai samala hai 😛

Yesare nai one week sakiyo
Vacancy ma Web developer thiyoo, offer ma Lead Web Developer ra kam garda Project Manager with Server manager rey :P, Sakki go ne. Talab chai jati ko teati.

Apartment ajjai bhetiyako hoina talab jati apartment ko lagi tirda nai jala jasto cha 🙂

Tanab nai tanab cha goji ma 2 dollar chaina 😀 Sapana chai gau ko rin tirne, gadi, apartment, mac, iphone k k ho k k yesare 3 bottle Heineken pani “sakki go ne”

la bau choro samala 🙂

Happy Weekend

Joke What do you want to be in the future? A Programmer

By
Rupak Nepali
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Dad asked: What will you want to be in the future?
I replied: A Programmer
Then he again asked me a programmer of what?
I replied: A programmer of happiness
Dad said: That’s pretty wonderful ambition

Emma Watson- as my wife Scarlett Johansson- as my hot secretary Jennifer Lawrence- as my mistress Ema Stone- like my friend with benefits

By
Rupak Nepali
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साथीहरु फेसबुकमा पनि लेखन छोडिस् भन्छन् त्यसैले मनको कुरा खोल्न मन लाग्यो।।

मायाको खोजीमा भौतारी रहे कहिले New York, त कहिले Iowa को चिसोमा, कहिले Chicago मा, कहिले Minnesota, त कहिले Maryland, साथै Virginia र त्यसको Luary Caverns पनि पुगियो, Arizona को गल्लि गल्लि पुगियो तर केहि लागेन्, Los Angeles र Las Vegas पानी पधेरो भो। तर पनि लास्टमा के त भन्दा पारा उहि।

बल्ल बल्ल एउटा भेटे त्यसैले आज लेखि हाले, मोरी रैछे “हेयर डिजाईनर” अनि भने मेरो त कपाल नै छैन् के त मलाइ मन पराउछेस्? मोरी बाठी भनीः “म आफ्नो Client सग डेट गर्दिन”। के खोज्छस् कानो आखो भै गो त। माया काहानी सुरु होला जस्तो छ है।

अनि मोरीले सोधी तिमीलाई चाहि कस्तो केटी चाहिएको होला। म के काम भनेः हेर सानी म सानो तिनो लक्क्षे लिइ हिड्ने मान्छे त होइन् मेरो सोच नै ठुलो छ, उदेश्य लिनु एक चन्द्र छुनु भनि पढेकोले एउटा उदेश्य लिएको थिए

Emma Watson-  as my wife

Scarlett Johansson-  as my hot secretary

Jennifer Lawrence- as my mistress

Ema Stone- as my friend with benefits

तर तिमीलाई देखेसि मन पग्लि आयो अनि तिमीसग छु भने मोरी मख्ख छे।
जय शुक्रबार ।।
Happy Weekend

Full Stack Web development One Page Parallex, Auto play mute Youtube videos gallery, video background codes used for new projects

By
Rupak Nepali
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Here I become full-stack 🙂 web page developer, starting from photoshop design to full functional one-page site design with the use of parallax, auto play mute youtube videos gallery, video backgrounds, testimonials carousel and many more.

For Front End I used:

  1. HTML / HTML5
  2. CSS / CSS3: BootStrap
  3. JavaScript: jQuery
  4. Compatibility quirks across browsers with Jquery
  5. Responsive design with the use of bootstrap
  6. AJAX

Back-end tech:

  1. Web servers: Apache
  2. Programming language: PHP
  3. Database: MySQL

Design:

Converting website design into front-end code

Web development tools:

  1. Version control: Git by private repository BitBucket.org

Soon future update:

Haha, just my future plans,

  1. iOS
  2. Android

One Page

One page site design

Parallex

The used parallax effect to show contents and delay content to show only when content is visible. Data animation and flipping are done using attributes like data-animation=”flipInY” data-animation-delay=”0″ and many more

Auto play mute Youtube videos gallery

All auto playing videos lists without sound on hovering only it shows the play buttons and video opens in large media player with sound.

For Youtube gallery and youtube showing, I have used YTPlayer.js. Following are the options that I changed to meet my requirement.

name           : "jquery.mb.YTPlayer",
		version        : "2.6.0",
		author         : "Matteo Bicocchi",
		defaults       : {
			containment            : "body",
			ratio                  : "16/9",
			showYTLogo             : false,
			videoURL               : null,
			startAt                : 0,
			autoPlay               : true,
			vol                    :100,
			addRaster              : false,
			opacity                : 1,
			quality                : "default", //or “small”, “medium”, “large”, “hd720”, “hd1080”, “highres”
			mute                   : false,
			loop                   : true,
			showControls           : false,
			showAnnotations        : false,
			printUrl               : true,
			stopMovieOnClick       :false,
			realfullscreen         :true,
			onReady                : function (player) {},
			onStateChange          : function (player) {},
			onPlaybackQualityChange: function (player) {},
			onError                : function (player) {}
		},
		controls       : {
			play  : "P",
			pause : "p",
			mute  : "M",
			unmute: "A",
			onlyYT: "O",
			showSite: "R",
			ytLogo: "Y"
		}

Video background

Owl Carousel Testimonial Slider

For testimonial slider, I used owl carousel and played with the following options

$.fn.owlCarousel.options = {
		items : 4,
		itemsCustom : false,
		itemsDesktop : [1169,4],
		itemsDesktopSmall : [979,3],
		itemsTablet : [768,2],
		itemsTabletSmall : false,
		itemsMobile : [479,1],
		singleItem : false,
		itemsScaleUp : false,
		slideSpeed : 400,
		paginationSpeed : 600,
		rewindSpeed : 1000,
		autoPlay : true,
		stopOnHover : false,
		navigation : true,
		navigationText : ["",""],
		rewindNav : true,
		scrollPerPage : false,
		pagination : false,
		paginationNumbers : false,
		responsive : true,
		responsiveRefreshRate : 800,
		responsiveBaseWidth	: window,
		baseClass : "owl-carousel",
		theme : "owl-theme",
		lazyLoad : false,
		lazyFollow : true,
		lazyEffect : "fade",
		autoHeight : false,
		jsonPath : false,
		jsonSuccess : false,
		dragBeforeAnimFinish : false,
		mouseDrag : true,
		touchDrag : true,
		addClassActive : false,
		transitionStyle : false,
		beforeUpdate : false,
		afterUpdate : false,
		beforeInit : false,
		afterInit : false,
		beforeMove : false,
		afterMove : false,
		afterAction : false,
		startDragging : false,
		afterLazyLoad: false
	};

Navigation Menu, Sticky to top

For the Sticky menu, I used Sticky Plugin v1.0.0 for jQuery by Author: Anthony Garand  http://labs.anthonygarand.com/sticky

Setup Cache with .htaccess

<ifModule mod_gzip.c>
mod_gzip_on Yes
mod_gzip_dechunk Yes
mod_gzip_item_include file .(html?|txt|css|js|php|pl)$
mod_gzip_item_include handler ^cgi-script$
mod_gzip_item_include mime ^text/.*
mod_gzip_item_include mime ^application/x-javascript.*
mod_gzip_item_exclude mime ^image/.*
mod_gzip_item_exclude rspheader ^Content-Encoding:.*gzip.*
</ifModule>

# 1 YEAR
<FilesMatch "\.(ico|pdf|flv)$">
Header set Cache-Control "max-age=29030400, public"
</FilesMatch>
 
# 2 DAYS
<FilesMatch "\.(xml|txt|css|js)$">
Header set Cache-Control "max-age=17280000000, proxy-revalidate"
</FilesMatch>
 
# 1 MIN
<FilesMatch "\.(html|htm|php)$">
Header set Cache-Control "max-age=60, private, proxy-revalidate"
</FilesMatch>

I am always ready to help and desperate to take projects.
Mail me at rupaknpl@gmail.com  if you have any queries.

Opencart Programming book with examples ‘Getting Started With Opencart Module Development’

By
Rupak Nepali
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‘Getting Started With Opencart Module Development’

OpenCart has become widely popular because of its support for custom extensions and module development. This book helps you understand how to use the features available in OpenCart using step-by-step instructions.

Do you already know PHP and MySql and have some knowledge in OpenCart and like to learn to customized OpenCart and built eCommerce site easily and fast as per the client requirement then you surely need to learn the “Getting Started With Opencart Module Development” by Rupak Nepali.

You can download “Getting Started with Opencart Module Development” for free.

Download Opencart Book for free

You can do following with the book:

  • Learn how to clone OpenCart modules
  • Develop and customize modules, pages, order totals, payments, and shipping extensions in OpenCart
  • Understand the Global Library methods used in OpenCart

Book content is managed with example description so it is easy for Opencart Developer guide. While reading this book you will be able to make four modules, first one is Hello World Module which can be transferred to the Text showing module, the second one is the Total Based shipping module, the third is the Feedback management module and at last Tips Total order Module.

With reading this book I hope it will be a path to become OpenCart Guru, OpenCart Developer or OpenCart Master. It will help to answer “How to make a custom module in Opencart?”.

You can download the codes of the modules made in the book and check and verify whether you missed something while working and reading the book.

Add new module position in opencart 3 and Opencart 2

By
Rupak Nepali
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Opencart tips and tricks we are showing you how to add a new module position in Opencart. Here we are showing an example of opencart version 2 but it is similar for Opencart version 3, we already created OCMOD and VQmod for the full width so that we can add a full-width module position in opencart.

Our requirement is to show a banner on the product page just below add to cart button and banner should be manageable from the admin. So, we found one easiest way to do it, by creating a new module position and use the Banner module.

You can download the free module for OpenCart 3 with OCMOD at:

OpenCart free extension – full-width position in the layout of v 3

For my easiness we did not use vQmod for now, maybe we will launch for the next tutorial. If you want to add a new module position for OpenCart Version 2.3.0.2 then click the following link:

Adding a new position for different layout in OpenCart 2.2 like full width

Admin Section changes to be done to add a new position

Open file admin/view/template/module/banner.tpl and find following code:

<?php if ($module['position'] == 'column_right') { ?>
<option value="column_right" selected="selected"><?php echo $text_column_right; ?></option>
<?php } else { ?>
<option value="column_right"><?php echo $text_column_right; ?></option>
<?php } ?>

Just below it adds the following code, we are quite lazy so we have not to take languages into account 🙂

<?php if ($module['position'] == 'product_banner') { ?>
<option value="product_banner" selected="selected">Product Banner</option>
<?php } else { ?>
<option value="product_banner">Product Banner</option>
<?php } ?>

After adding the code, save the file.

This code is to add the new position named Product Banner and it will be shown in the banner module. Now go to Admin Dashboard >> Extensions Menu >>Module >> then edit the Banner module. And you see the already inserted value and see in the position select box you will see Product Banner.

add_new_position_in_Opencart
add_new_position_in_Opencart

When you click the Add Module button then it does not show options to select the Product Banner, let’s add it.

In the opened admin/view/template/module/banner.tpl find the following lines of code:

html += '<option value="column_right"><?php echo $text_column_right; ?></option>';

Then just below it adds the following code:

html += '<option value="product_banner">Product Banner</option>';

Save the file.

Now refresh the admin section and click Add Module button and you will see Product Banner in the Position select box.

Now add the new position and click save button

Doing this we completed the admin coding and settings.

Frontend or Catalog works to add a new module position

We are showing the “Product Banner” position module on the product page.

Open file catalog/controller/product/product.php and find the following code:

$this->children = array(
'common/column_left',
'common/column_right',
'common/content_top',
'common/content_bottom',
'common/footer',
'common/header'
);

The code above provides a list of the module’s position. So we have to add a “Product Banner” position in it. So add product banner position in above code by adding common/content_bottom and it will look like the below code:

$this->children = array(
'common/column_left',
'common/column_right',
'common/content_top',
'common/product_banner',
'common/content_bottom',
'common/footer',
'common/header'
);

Now we have to make the route common/product_banner. So go to catalog/controller/common and copy column_left.php and paste it and rename to product_banner.php and open it and change the class name to following:

class ControllerCommonProductBanner extends Controller {

Then, find “column_left” and replace it with “product_banner”. We have replaced it in four places.

One at the following code:

if ($module['layout_id'] == $layout_id && $module['position'] == 'product_banner' && $module['status']) {
$module_data[] = array(
'code'=> $extension['code'],
'setting'=> $module,
'sort_order' => $module['sort_order']
);
}

And the other three at the following code:

if (file_exists(DIR_TEMPLATE . $this->config->get('config_template') . '/template/common/product_banner.tpl')) {
$this->template = $this->config->get('config_template') . '/template/common/product_banner.tpl';
} else {
$this->template = 'default/template/common/product_banner.tpl';
}

After replacing click save

Now we have to create product_banner.tpl, so go to catalog/view/theme/default/template/common and copy column_left.tpl and paste it and rename it to product_banner.tpl and open it. Remove those codes and add the following code:

<?php if ($modules) { ?>
<?php foreach ($modules as $module) { ?>
<?php echo $module; ?>
<?php } ?>
<?php } ?>

Save file.

Now our last step is to show the module on the product page.

So open catalog/view/theme/default/template/product/product.tpl and find the following code:

<?php if ($review_status) { ?>

And just above this code add the <?php echo $product_banner; ?> and save the file and you are ready to go.

Opencart 2 improvement: SEO of home page remove index.php?route=common/home

By
Rupak Nepali
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Today we found one Vqmod which removes all the index.php?route=common/home and linked to the URL only. It will help to improve the SEO on the home page as well as it will help to remove multiple links to the home page as per the SEO showing the same content from multiple URLs is not good.

For OpenCart 2

  • Download the Vqmod file
  • Upload jg_no_common_home.xml into the Vqmod/XML folder and all are set. If you did not find the Vqmod folder then you have to install the VqMod.
  • Enjoy the module and improve your OpenCart site

For OpenCart 3

How can we remove index.php?route= in OpenCart for contact, home and other

Insert SEO Keyword automatically in opencart for already inserted products

By
Rupak Nepali
-

Hi, today we made the script that inserts the SEO keyword automatically in opencart for already inserted products, the SEO keyword will be the product name. Opencart SEO tips and tricks to insert SEO keyword automatically in opencart for already inserted products, the keyword is the product name.

Once done please don’t forget to delete the seourl.php

You can enable SEO URLs in the OpenCart but inserting the SEO keyword for each product is quite tedious and time-consuming. Some time webmaster imports large data and at this time inserting the SEO keyword by editing each product will take a lot of time. So taking this into consideration we have made a script that takes the product name and replaces the space with dashes (-).

First, download the following zip file:

Download the code

Then extract is and you just have to upload the “seourl.php” file to the root directory of the Opencart installation, where your admin and catalog folder is and run the following URL http://www.YOURURL.com/seourl.php, with this, it inserts the SEO keywords for the products.

Following is the main codes that play the role

<?php
// Configuration
if (is_file('config.php')) {
	require_once('config.php');
}
require_once(DIR_SYSTEM . 'library/config.php');
require_once(DIR_SYSTEM . 'library/db.php');
require_once(DIR_SYSTEM . 'library/db/mysqli.php');
require_once(DIR_SYSTEM . 'engine/registry.php');
// Registry
$registry = new Registry();
// Config
$config = new Config();
$config->load('default');
$config->load('catalog');
$registry->set('config', $config);
// Database
$db =  new DB($config->get('db_engine'), $config->get('db_hostname'), $config->get('db_username'), $config->get('db_password'), $config->get('db_database'), $config->get('db_port'));
$pi=0;
$pc=0;
$limit="";
if(isset($_GET['limit'])){
    $limit= " limit 0, ".$_GET['limit'];
}
$query = $db->query("select * from " . DB_PREFIX . "product_description" );
$products = $query->rows;

foreach ($products as $product) {
    $pi++;
    $name = $product['name'];
    $name = str_replace("'", '-', strtolower($name));
    $seoname = preg_replace('/s/', '-', $name);
    $seoname = str_replace([':', '\\', '/', '*', ' ','&', "'"], '-', $seoname);
    $seourl = "product_id=" . $product['product_id'];
    $query12 = $db->query("select * from " . DB_PREFIX . "seo_url where query='" . $seourl . "'");
    //echo "<pre>";
    //print_r($query12);
    if (!$query12->row) {
        $db->query("insert into " . DB_PREFIX . "seo_url set query='" . $seourl . "', keyword='" . $seoname . "'");
        echo "<br>Inserted " . $seoname;
        $pc++;
    }
}
echo "<br>Total products ".$pi;
echo "<br>Number of products seo title changed- ".$pc;

It retrieves the name from the product_description table and replace ‘,&,/, space with the dash (-) and check whether the URL already exists and if not then it inserts the SEO keyword. if you need to remove and then just add the replace statement again.

Insert SEO Keyword automatically in opencart
Insert SEO Keyword automatically in opencart
25 SEO best practices for Opencart 3 with 3 free SEO Opencart 3 module

In this way, you can insert the SEO keyword automatically for already inserted products. Please let us know if you have any questions or suggestions, please subscribe to our YouTube Channel for Opencart video tutorials. You can also find us on Twitter and Facebook. Enjoy!

Worked, tested Opencart DragonPay Module and its APIs

By
Rupak Nepali
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Today we worked on the DragonPay module and have tested it successfully and now my client is able to accept the orders successfully.

Dragonpay provides alternative online payment solutions to businesses of all sizes in the Philippines.

We can get the test account with the help of support of DragonPay

dragonpay opencart module
dragon pay opencart module

Merchant ID: *******
Pwd:*****

Test Gateway: http://test.dragonpay.ph/Pay.aspx
Admin URL: http://test.dragonpay.ph/AdminWeb

For the full API specification
You can forward this link:

Developers

For testing purposes, use the “Bogus Bank Online” (with an id and password) and the “Bogus Bank Over-the-Counter” payment channel
simulators to test the behavior of online banking and OTC payments.

We feel free to contact them for assistance on the integration and they have helped us fully.

Following is the last form that we used to make before sending the data to the DragonPay

<form action="http://test.dragonpay.ph/Pay.aspx" method="get">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="merchantid" value="****">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="txnid" value="56">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="amount" value="1000.00">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="ccy" value="PHP">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="description" value="Order Of Dec 2013">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="email" value="rupaknpl@gmail.com">
  <input type="HIDDEN" name="digest" value="e66ec5ac75d9816ff3a4f88889e592223868673a">
  <div class="buttons">
    <div class="right">
      <input type="submit" value="Confirm Order" class="button">
    </div>
  </div>
</form>

Let me know if you like to integrate the Dragon pay into your website or in the Opencart store.

If you like to learn more about how to integrate the API in opencart then you can watch the video below:

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Price Range filter module free for Opencart

By
Rupak Nepali
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This Opencart 1.5.2.1 free module is with the price range filter module, it lists the range of prices and the products are filtered out as per the prices. Special thanks to me Rupak Nepali who work on Opencart module and provide most for free 🙂 After a long time, I worked in another opencart module Price range filter which refines Search as Per Price limits provided.

Download, documentation, and demo of the Price Range filter Module are below:

Download the price range filter module for free

DOCUMENTATION
You don’t need any programming knowledge to install this module. Just upload and enable the module, that’s all.
If you don’t know how to upload the module then you can see this documentation.
Install the Module
After clicking the [Install] click [Edit] and set up the Price Filter module where ever you like to show.

Version supported:
Opencart Version 1.5.6 tested but am sure it will support above 1.5.2.1

Show files and folders in WordPress file-away plugins

By
Rupak Nepali
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http://wordpress.org/plugins/file-away/ to show the sub-folders and show its files and folders respectively, though I am not able to work out in the plugin itself. This plugin displays file download links from your server directories or page attachments in stylized lists or sort-able data tables

Show files and folder in file away wordpress plugins
Show files and folder in file away WordPress plugins
Download file away plugin

How I achieve it? I just worked in the plugin to show the directory and for the repetitive folder, I make another page and on another page, it shows up the list of the files and folders and shows it repetitively.

fileaway files and folder showing
file away-files-and-folder-showing
Display featured products of opencart at WordPress

Determine the classes needed for an order tracking system

By
Rupak Nepali
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Question: Determine the classes needed for an order tracking system with the following specifications:
Customers can place one order for any number of products. Every product has a product number, product description, and price. A customer can order more than one product at once (in one order). When a customer orders two products in one order, and product 1 is in stock and product 2 is not, then we ship first product 1, and later ship product 2. We need to keep track of the status of every order, and shipping date of every product. At this moment we make a distinction between corporate customers and personal customers. For all customers, we keep track of their credit rating. Corporate customers can have an excellent, good, or poor credit rating. Personal customers have by default a poor credit rating. If the credit rating is poor, then the order must be prepaid before we send out the product. This means that all orders from personal customers must be prepaid by credit card. If the credit rating is not poor, then the order does not need to be prepaid. Every corporate customer also has a certain credit limit. If the total order price is higher than the credit limit, the order must be prepaid. The system will generate a monthly bill for all corporate customers who did not prepay their order(s).
When a customer buys a lot of products at our store, we want to reward that customer with a certain discount. If customers buy a computer-related product, then they get two points for every computer-related product they buy. For every health-related product, they get one point, and for every audio/video related product, they get 1/2 point. For all other products, they get 1/4 point. If customers accumulate 25 points, they get a 40% discount on their next order. If they receive this discount, then their number of points is reset to zero.

Although I have to determine only classes I have made the UML diagram so you can separate the classes as per your requirements:

Following are the classes that I have found appropriate:

  1. Product
  2. A Customer
    Corporate Customer
    Personal Customer
  1. Order
  2. Points
  • Computer Points
  • Audio Video Points
  • Health Points
  • Other Points

1. Product

The product should be in class because it is to be ordered by the customer and each product has some points.

2. Customer

A customer should be class because customers are the one who orders the products and they differentiate into two more customer corporate customer and personal customer.

Each corporate customer and the personal customer have their own characteristics so they must be made another class.

3. Order

Customer orders products so we need to take one class for each order.

4. Points

Each product has points assigned as per products. So there will be points class and its subclasses will be computer points, audio-video points, health points, and other points

Uncaught TypeError: Object [object Object] has no method ‘live’ in Opencart when using jquery-2.1.0.min.js

By
Rupak Nepali
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Today we were working on the latest version of the jquery-2.1.0.min.js because our client sliced with the use of it. And we got the error because of the upper version and some method gets deprecated like Uncaught TypeError: Object [object Object] has no method ‘live’ as the live method is deprecated and removed from version 1.9 so need to change it to ‘on’. Thus we changed all .live into .on

We have also removed all the msie also $.browser.msie which was showing error like Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property ‘msie’ of undefined

We have updated the catalog/view/theme/default/template/checkout/checkout.tpl and catalogviewjavascript/common.js

We need to update other files also product.tpl, register.tpl, cart.tpl, etc

Once you replace “.live” into “.on”, you will be able to remove the error.

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